Category → Comedy
Zombie End of the World
Sometimes when I meet really weird people I like to freak them out by trying to be weirder than they are. I do things like tell them and I think we’re in the midst of the zombie apocalypse and I suspect they’re probably zombies and I am devising ways to kill them. It always freaks people out when you tell them you’re slowly devising ways to kill them. I do not know why people are so skittish but for some reason they are. The other day I met a guy named John and he was so strange and condescending. That is why decided that I would tell him my theory about the zombie apocalypse and how I thought that we were in the midst of it and that the party that we were at was the center and I was going to try and kill everyone there before the night was over to prevent the zombie virus from spreading. John left the party early.